...AND WE WONDER WHY WE'RE SINGLE.

dudabides:

a) So if you try to rob Duda of a home run, he’ll just hit another one later.
b) “We got Captain America and The Hulk” —someone in the dugout.
c) Oh he got an RBI off a lefty too. No big deal. Can it always be July?

dudabides:

a) So if you try to rob Duda of a home run, he’ll just hit another one later.

b) “We got Captain America and The Hulk” —someone in the dugout.

c) Oh he got an RBI off a lefty too. No big deal. Can it always be July?

You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.

Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.

danielle laporte  (via laurenraelle)

CAN I GET AN AMEN? bc one day you won’t be too much for someone, and they will love you exactly as you are. Never change.

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(Source: chelsieautumn, via theneworthodox)

  • Canada: Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
  • Everyone: Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
  • America:
  • America:
  • America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  • Canada:
  • Canada:
  • Canada: Sorry.

playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

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